While driving, have you ever, as have I, done the Seattle Passive-Aggressive Tango? Have you any advice to offer?
This question may apply not only to city-dwellers, but also to suburbanites. However, it is specific to non-arterial four-way intersections with no stop signs.
Posted by Matt Rosenberg at March 24, 2006 09:13 PM | Email ThisBut what's worse is what happened to me today. I was driving on Pacific in downtown Tacoma. I was in the right lane. A large jacked up truck right next to me in the left lane slowed down for no apparent reason as we approached a green light that had been green for a good 10 seconds. Instictively I slowed and then came to a stop just as a bum appeared in my lane after crossing in front of the truck. He just felt like crossing even though there was a green light, and he couldn't see me and I couldn't see him. He's lucky we were not going all that fast. I could have hit him and I would have been in the right as he clearly and blatantly crossed the street when moving traffic had the right of way.
I pointed up to the green light and mouthed "what are you thinking, it's a green light." He just gave an indignant look. This has happened to me several other times too. And liberals wonder why we could care less about the homeless.
Posted by: Jeff B. on March 24, 2006 10:53 PMIt's not that they are being polite, they just have no conception of the rules of the road. So the default action when it is their (or anyone else's) turn to go is to wait.
You'd think it would be simple: 1. Go in the order in which you arrive. 2. In case of a tie arrival, yield to the right.
Posted by: chunkstyle on March 25, 2006 12:11 AMchunkstyles' right the concept is so logical, commonsense, and simple as to baffle the average Seattle lib. It is just too black and white, arrive first go first. When a lib arrives at a for way stop such considerations as race, religion, social and economic status must be considered.
So if a Seattle lib arrives first in a new beamer arrives first they feel compelled to yield to a minority in a 20 year old car.
A conservative arrives at the stop with lib and minority doing a tango he has a problem. The rule is the other two go first, so the conservative might wait (fuming at the other two oblividiots), or since he has placse to go money to make he might just go. But since the conservative tends to obey the rules, if one of the others moves he will stop. This cycle can repeat several times, hence the tango.
See it is the fault of liberals!!
Posted by: JCM on March 25, 2006 06:59 AMThe other classic Seattle passive aggressive ploy is the crosswalk S L O W walkers. the act of walking impossibly slow across the street right in front of you, usually while looking directly at you with a blank look on their face.
Posted by: dave on March 25, 2006 07:28 AM
I've seen adolescents crossing fairly busy streets start about 30 feet back from the curb, tuck their chin and close their eyes, and run as fast as they can in a straight line to the other side, completely disregarding the traffic - kind of like a cat does it.
Amazing.
Posted by: ken on March 25, 2006 08:45 AM(1) When two vehicles approach or enter an intersection from different highways at approximately the same time, the driver of the vehicle on the left shall yield the right of way to the vehicle on the right.
(2) The right of way rule declared in subsection (1) of this section is modified at arterial highways and otherwise as stated in this chapter.
Teaching teens to drive is eye-opening. People in this area do not know how to drive. They do the dumbest things. Pretty much every time we went out for a drive, I could point out a driver doing something that they should never do. I also told them that playing the tango is not polite, it is just a traffic annoyance.
Posted by: Janet S on March 25, 2006 09:51 AMSecond, the state law and Seattle city ordinance for two cars arriving at an unmarked intersection at the same time is to yield to the car on the right. I got out of a ticket that listed that very ordinance. The 'car on my right' would have been cited for driving the wrong way on a one way. I'm not sure why the cop cited me for that violation. Didn't make any sense at all, and when I signed the ticket and handed it back I said, "I'll see you in court", he had a shocked and dismayed look on his face. I think he knew it wouldn't hold up.
Yielding to the guy on the right is also the reason that boats have a little light on the bow that's green on the right and red on the left. I think planes have something similar.
Posted by: Republican (by default) on March 25, 2006 10:17 AMEnvironmentally conscious Seattlites would recognize, if their noses were rubbed in the fact, that two cars sitting inert at an intersection are burning up gasoline every second, to no physical effect other than pollution and human generated global warming.
But said Seattlites would also be conflicted by their ardent crusade to punish motorists, the symptoms of which are endless infrastructure perversions and regulations designed to impede the efficient passage of traffic on roadways. Seattlites seem wilfully blind to the social benefits of free-flowing traffic: Kipling's "the commerce and all that it implies".
In this case, we see that the egotistical desire for social posturing combined with the punishment of motorists easily trumps the lip service paid to desecration of the environment.
Only we, the politically incorrect, realize that the true benefit to society lies in giving the other guy just enough time to start first (say three seconds), and then briskly proceeding if she doesn't.
Posted by: Hank Bradley on March 25, 2006 10:27 AMOne assclown in particular actually pointed at me and glared as he did this stunt as I had the temerity to honk my horn at him as he cut me off.
Posted by: H Moul on March 25, 2006 01:31 PMBut since Republicans gutted education budgets and schools had to cut back in favor of the bleatings of the low-tax mob, one of things to go was drivers' ed.
So you get kids learning to drive any old way they can, some have private lessons, others learn from a family member, others just figure it out on their own.
The predictable result is chaos on the roads.
Republicans call this progress, I call it more proof of the decline of civilization directly tied to cutting down funding for public education.
Posted by: DaveD on March 25, 2006 01:32 PMLook up the following word in dictionary:
sarcasm
Posted by: JCM on March 25, 2006 06:17 PMMaybe it's because liberals ride the bus so often that they forget how to drive. Or maybe it's because they think they own roads (even though they pay next to nothing in the gas taxes they voted against repealing).
People around here really don't know how to drive. Everybody makes mistakes, but there are a lot of people around here who just aren't safe to have on the roads. You know, like the guy who thinks you yield to the car on your left (j/k).
Posted by: Republican (by default) on March 26, 2006 12:16 AMBest done in a big V8, like Mayor Nipples is driven around in.
Posted by: BananaLand on March 27, 2006 06:53 PM