June 22, 2006
The many hallucinations of Joni Balter
Joni Balter, in today's column, "And the governor in 2012 is ...":
The young boy in the movie "The Sixth Sense" sees dead people. I see future elections.
The poor woman. Balter still hasn't responded to my inquiry about last week's editorial where I challenged her to substantiate the hallucination that Dean Logan "accepted responsibility" for the many mistakes made under his leadership. And I hadn't yet asked her to substantiate the hallucination that
[Logan] was hounded out of office by an overbearing County Council and an orchestrated political campaign designed to discredit him.
I'm dying to hear the details of Balter's conspiracy theory about this alleged orchestrated campaign. First she has hallucinations about past elections. And now she admits that she suffers from hallucinations about future elections. The subject of today's hallucination is King County Councilmember Bob Ferguson, of whom she has premonitions that he will succeed Ron Sims as County Executive and/or Gary Locke as duly elected Governor. Now I like Bob Ferguson too, although I have some specific substantive issues about some of his votes this week (scroll down or click here). I also think he has the potential to go far in politics, but I can't say that being praised by Joni Balter is something that an aspiring politician should necessarily boast about.

UPDATE: A tip of the hat, so to speak, to our enterprising Photoshop-savvy readers who sent us pictures of Joni Balter wearing a tinfoil headpiece. Thanks to Mark R. for the winning entry.

Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at June 22, 2006 01:07 PM | Email This
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1. Nevermind a tinfoil hat, I just looked up "face for radio" in the encyclopedia and there was Joni's picture. My goodness, if the slimes is trying to save their sinking circulation, take that picture away!

Posted by: Palouse on June 22, 2006 01:22 PM
2. Must have been a slow day for news

Bob Ferguson is basically a decent fellow, and he did defeat Cynthia Sullivan by doorbelling

Bob also defeated Cynthia? Edmunds? the other KC Council Member who was redistricted and who Ron Sims supported

Bob's manipulation of KC Council on Monday afternoon was very skilled in that he played both sides of the street

What Joni's story does not mention is what happens to Ron, Larry, and Larry

Since Ron's been defeated in his run for US Senate and Governor, he's basically limited to King County

Will Larry & Larry stay w/ KC Council or will they want to trade up to Executive and/or Governor

Also what is absent is how does Bob feel about travelling to the other Washington?

A more likely scenario might be him running in 2010 for the US Senate or earlier if one of the US
Senators dies in office

Since the commute can break up families, Bob may chose to stay in Puget Sound

The only dark clouds I see for Bob are if the 2006 Elections gets hosed again and if cannot mend fences with the Sheriff (after he ambushed her at Kenmore School with his April Town Meeting on the Seattle PIs series of articles about the KC Sheriff's Department behaviour)

Posted by: Gus on June 22, 2006 02:07 PM
3. Dino Rossi will be running for re-election in 2012.

Posted by: J. on June 22, 2006 03:36 PM
4. Which King County councilperson does Joni most closely resemble?

Posted by: cindy on June 22, 2006 05:21 PM
5. McKenna will make a superior choice, but will not run until the end's of Rossi's terms! So her timing is probably a bit off on the Republican choice!

Posted by: GS on June 22, 2006 05:29 PM
6. He, he, Joni sure lives in a cocoon world, is it any wonder I no longer subscribe to the Seattle Times.

Posted by: Jose on June 22, 2006 08:00 PM
7. Isn't Joni Balter married to Timothy Egan, the New York Times correspondent, living on Bainbridge?

Posted by: Marilyn on June 22, 2006 08:37 PM
8. It seems quite plausible to me.

I could see Rossi, pulling a Gore and not running. Especially if Gregoire gains popularity and seems more difficult to beat. That and being the incumbent makes her the defacto favorite. I could also see R's wanting to give someone else a chance. Assuming Rossi does not run, the R's don't have much to offer in 08(barring an early McKenna run). That leave Chris in the mansion till 12.

As for Ferguson. Ron may just retire and move on to post-elected life. Ferguson’s an astute politician and could win the exec seat, even against Phelps. However, getting the Gov nod in 12 might be more difficult. Gregoire would have to step down, or he would have to beat in the primary.

That leads to 12, were lets assume Gregoire bows out. Mckenna senses opportunity and jumps in. With little else to offer in high office (Reed is too old) The R’s would likely choice him. Ferguson would then to be able to jump in, and may have a shot at the Dem nomination.

My only problem is that this could potentially be the most boring gubernatorial election in history. Both are rather reserved and somewhat centrist.

Posted by: Giffy on June 22, 2006 10:15 PM
9. I like how an editorial which was supposed to predict the 2012 governor's election becomes an expose' on Ferguson.

Posted by: peter on June 22, 2006 10:35 PM
10. Ferguson is NOT a centrist. He's what I would call an honest liberal. He DID vote for forced-mail voting, so his party has obviously collared him and read him the riot act for his independence. Can only imagine what they threatened him with, to get that "yes" vote on forced mail voting.

Back on topic, with that photo, Balter would've fit right in with the KOS convention tinfoil hat-makers.

Posted by: Michele on June 22, 2006 11:04 PM
11. Bob was against light rail until he was elected, then he said he was misunderstood. When people realize what a fraud light rail is, this will come back to bite him, at least if the candidate like McKenna has a solid record of asking tough questions about mega-projects, as Rob did on light rail.

Posted by: Commentator on June 22, 2006 11:06 PM
12. but Fergie won't be governor. I'd have to guess he's just not enough in lockstep with his party, who have a few axes to grind with him, no doubt. I don't know WHAT Balter is thinking. She just blows the whole idea of Dino off like he isn't the 800 pound gorilla sitting in the middle of the room for '08. This must be her smarmy way of trying (but not succeeding) to pretend the people could actually forget about Dino.

Posted by: Michele on June 22, 2006 11:16 PM
13. I know this is totally insensitive and un PC but Joni Balter looks like a guy in a wig... not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: dave on June 23, 2006 06:35 AM
14. Ferguson, and any of the mafia that voted against compensation for the regulatory taking of property rights needs to be removed at the first opportunity. I wonder if when the Dem's knock down the viaduct to create openspace if they are going to apply the same rules they do to a rural Carnation landowner?

Posted by: Smokie on June 23, 2006 09:14 AM
15. She looks like Screech in drag. She writes like she's with a high-school newspaper. She refuses to be held accountable for the misinformation she vomits onto the public, like a skirt-sportin' Dan Rather.

She's Joni Balter- Super Hack!

Posted by: ERNurse on June 23, 2006 05:18 PM
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