January 28, 2008
Barack "John F. Kennedy" Obama

Sen. Ted Kennedy has endorsed Sen. Barack Obama and was joined by several surviving members of the Camelot clan. This endorsement, we're being told, is quite a piece of political machination with America's Royal Family giving a collective rum-running middle finger to America's First Black President.

If you had the chance to watch the made-for-TV event you'll notice the Obama campaign practically channeled the ghosts of John, Bobby Kennedy and little John-John saluting his father's coffin in suit and shorts.

The Torch has been Passed. Ich Bin Ein Berliner. Happy Birthday Mister President...

This is kind of funny considering that older Democrats, who actually remember and voted for John Kennedy, are supporting Hillary Clinton by two and three-to-one margins. This bears repeating.

Kennedy Democrats, old Democrats, are supporting Clinton and, to a lesser extent, John Edwards. Is it too late for the Clintons to dig up Lloyd Bentsen?

Today's performance, a well choreographed and powerful bit of theatrics, was a classic example of retro-nostalgia. What you had was a bunch of Gen-Xers and Gen-Yers dressing up in their parents' patchwork bellbottoms, slipping on love beads and spinning a vinyl copy of "Revolver" they picked up on Craigslist. Obama even went so far as apologizing for not being old enough to actually remember the Kennedy administration. It sure sounded far-out and groovy. This isn't a criticism.

It would be nice to talk about an issue of substance with Obama; any sort of domestic, foreign or economic policy would be nice. There is no substance. This is working just fine for Barack. There is a lot of hay to be made giving the masses non-specific promises about how the future will be better if only you vote for me.

If the Democratic Party is smart enough to nominate Barack Obama the GOP is screwed (although, to be frank, a much stronger adjective is in order).

This statement is predicated on what dirt and slime the Clinton machine can stain Obama with between now and convention time. Bill and Hillary are not going down without a fight. If they do go down they won't be going down alone. This campaign season has featured a relatively scandal-free parade of political hopefuls. I'm still waiting for something nasty to get leaked to Drudge with shades of Gary Hart or Jennifer Flowers. Yes. Things have gotten so weird politically that it wouldn't surprise me at all to have Hill and Bubba slip something juicy under the door of Matt Drudge's office.

So how can a two-year junior senator - and two-year Illinois legislator - wind up knocking at the doors of the White House?

America is "ready for a black president". Use The Google on that phrase and you'll come across tens-of-thousands of similar hits. Analyze his appeal; it is solely on his ability to breed hope for a better future. He's charismatic and inspires the souls of his supporters. This is powerful. Napoleon and Caesar could tell you the same.

Obama is Kennedyesque. This is a criticism.

The decade of the 1960s was a miserable time politically for the country. JFK was a catastrophe on the foreign policy stage; Bay of Pigs, Vietnam and the Diem Coup for example. The odds are good that he wouldn't have won re-election in 1964. If it weren't for one, lone psychopath with a 6.5X52 Carcano, Kennedy would likely be ranked among presidents like Coolidge or Hayes instead of being lionized as a martyr.

Historical facts don't overcome warm, fuzzy memories of an era in America's past that never was but seems good today.

If Obama does take the oath of office in 2009 one does hope he'll be a better foreign policy president than JFK. Particularly with America's commitments to the fledgling governments of Iraq and Afghanistan, Islamic fundamentalism in Pakistan and Iran, a militarily resurgent Nationalist Russia and the new economic superpower China staring across the Taiwan Strait.

There are some things that are curious about today's performance. Namely why is an endorsement of one U.S. senator suddenly worth drop-everything-news-coverage by all of the cable news networks? We're talking about Ted Kennedy here. Insert punch-line. Some so-called expert on MSNBC just got through saying "Ted Kennedy appeals to the beer drinking Democrat" with a straight face (meaning lower-middle class Dems).

Is having a Kennedy endorsement any less of a kiss-of-death than one from John Kerry? You didn't see this type of attention when, say, Duncan Hunter endorsed Mike Huckabee.

Extra: Republicans can beat Clinton with all of her prior negatives and most Americans being sick of the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton cycle. And an Edwards run would be a prayer answered. But Obama?

The only way the GOP can combat "Change We Can Believe In" is by putting forward a candidate that has a positive, upbeat message who is likable and trustworthy. 2008 is going to be about personality, personality and personality this September, October and November and only then will there be any real chatter about those nasty and boring topics about domestic and foreign policy.

America is not going to buy the latest line being peddled by a phony politician like Mitt Romney and having John McCain snarl and glower (war hero and all) when standing in the light of Obama's sunshiny aura harkens to a repeat performance of a wounded combat veteran who ran in 1996. Mike Huckabee is probably the most Reaganesque candidate of the lot in terms of personal charm and charisma but members of the Conservative media for whatever reason have done their best to crucify the man. Rudy Giuliani will be effectively out of the race if he loses in Florida; a sad end to what was once a front-running campaign.


Posted by DonWard at January 28, 2008 10:33 AM | Email This
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1. Oh please. Caroline spent more time this morning extolling Uncle Teddy than she did Barry Hussein... and Uncle Teddy's endorsement... it's just a matter of time before he does an encore ... poor ol' Barry Hussein practically had to use a snow shovel to get Uncle Teddy off the stage and away from the microphone.

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on January 28, 2008 01:23 PM
2. Rudy should take his "I wasn't endorsed by the New York Times" smack down of McCain ad and recycle it for Washington with a "I wasn't endorsed by the Seatle left-wing rag that just endorsed McCain".

In the general election, we can have ads talking about Ted Kennedy endorsing Obama while playing Ted's speech where he drunkenly called him Osama bin Bama.

Posted by: KW64 on January 28, 2008 01:24 PM
3. I don't agree with the last paragraph, but it's very true that there is a Kennedy love-in on the part of today's young Progressives.

This is confounding coming from the likes of David Goldstein who was either not born, or just a few years old when Kennedy was shot. There's a mythical lore about "Camelot" just because of the martydom. And many still buy in to that lore and emotion regardless of the actual history. Today's progressives conveniently overlook JFK's role in Vietnam, while at the same time reiterating the Vietnam era antiwar slogans for Iraq. But it is impossible for those two young to have lived in that era, really be guided by anything but the lore.

It's disingenuous at best. But the Dems always sell emotion. That's their core competency. If they can really make people believe Obama's woozy platitudes to change, then that's all they need to do.


Posted by: Jeff B. on January 28, 2008 01:25 PM
4. It's pretty clear that Teddy was wasted when he decided to give Obama his endorsement. Did anyone have him use a breathalyser before he spoke?

Posted by: Hinton on January 28, 2008 01:30 PM
5. Kennedy wouldn't have beaten Goldwater in 1964? Haha, thanks for the laugh, Don.

DW-Yeah Ivan. If you look at the actual political mess Kennedy was in during 1963. The man was also deathly sick and in failing health. Historical what-ifs can be debated later. Back on topic.

Posted by: ivan on January 28, 2008 01:30 PM
6. We're talking about Ted Kennedy here.
Yeah, I wonder that myself. The Clintons could use this to their benefit by using the film of that event but super-imposing a couple life-guards in the picture. Or perhaps a couple pictures of Robert Kennedy ordering the wiretaps on MLK.

Posted by: PC on January 28, 2008 01:31 PM
7. I'm lovin it! :)

DW: You should be loving it Duffman since Ted Kennedy obviously appeals to beer drinking Democrats... *rimshot*
Kidding is over. B.o.T.

Posted by: Duffman on January 28, 2008 01:34 PM
8. Frankly, I hope Obama gets the nod. We need the best of each party.

I'll take the R chances.

How about a case of Buckhorn beer, Don?

DW: As a bet? No, I only gamble on sure things like the ponies...
But just for drinking good old animal beer? Sure! Although I wish the local swill was still being brewed; Olympia, Rainier...

Posted by: swatter on January 28, 2008 01:42 PM
9. Make mine Schmidt, please. And an assortment of animal cans in lieu of the all-the-same.

There is enough sewage back there that I'll plead for the best 2 candidates as well.

Posted by: Frank on January 28, 2008 01:46 PM
10. The only way the GOP can combat "Change We Can Believe In" is by putting forward a candidate that has a positive, upbeat message who is likable and trustworthy. 2008 is going to be about personality, personality and personality this September, October and November and only then will there be any real chatter about those nasty and boring topics about domestic and foreign policy.

I disagree. This is likely going to be more about issues than previous years. Probably the best way to beat Obama is to just list his agenda: all of the specific ways he wants to take away our rights, our liberty, our property, our money ...

Our country has never elected a President just because of personality. They need substance too. Even Clinton had SOME substance.


Mike Huckabee is probably the most Reaganesque candidate of the lot in terms of personal charm and charisma but members of the Conservative media for whatever reason have done their best to crucify the man.

He is a terrible candidate. He might not even get 40% of the national vote against Obama. He is being "crucified" because of his (what he calls "populist" or "compassionate," what I call "big government" or "socialist") tendencies. Many conservatives are angry that we got Bush for eight years because of his similar tendencies, and they'll be damned if we get another one.

And on the other hand, the left and middle will see Huckabee as a. a clone of Bush (who isn't very popular among them right now) and b. a rightwing religious zealot (far moreso than they see Bush).

He is a terrible candidate.


Romney and McCain can both win. If Romney is the candidate, he needs to present himself as the one who can fix the economy, which is valuable in this "recession" year. If McCain, he can also address that through promises of cutting spending, plus, he is the one with foreign policy experience, and he's the "adult" in the race. And both Romney and McCain have much more substantial records of "working with people on the other side" than Obama does.

Posted by: pudge on January 28, 2008 01:47 PM
11. dude, who buys a vinyl record off of craigslist?

Posted by: dinesh on January 28, 2008 01:48 PM
12. Pudge,

You are dead wrong. We can set aside the Republican primary debate. That has been hashed out below.

Americans have always chosen the more likable candidate; the man who was perceived as being more real. It is always about personality.

GW was more down to earth than patrician Kerry and robotic Gore.

Clinton beat patrician G.H. Bush and BobDole's clenched pencil (with help from Perot both times of course)

Vice-President Bush was a patrician in 1988 but he was certainly more real than Dukakis riding in a tank.

Reagan and Mondale (Nuff said).

Posted by: Don Ward on January 28, 2008 01:57 PM
13. I understand that Toni Morrison, who with a straight face called Bill Clinton our "first black president", has recovered her mind and has snubbed Hill in favor of endorsing someone who really would fit the label of "first black president", Mr. O.

Posted by: Michele on January 28, 2008 01:58 PM
14. Huckabee vs. Obama would be a good matchup, but it won't happen unless they are in the VP debate.

Pudge, the economy is NOT in a recession and by all predictions WON'T be in a recession during the general election campaign. It will be burning up by then unless there is some terror or war problems in the middle east. All these interest rate cuts will be boosting the economy by the middle of summer and those 'rebates' will be being spent right about then. The economy won't be the issue in the general election unless there is some external war/terror related item.

And I disagree with you on your statement, "Our country has never elected a President just because of personality. They need substance too." Every candidate can creat substance. However, how many Presidents have we elected during the age of television, that wasn't the most well liked of the candidates?

Don't underestimate that. The main reason all the Rep. candidates can beat Hillary except Romney is that the others will be more liked. Obama vs. Romney would be a worse outcome for the GOP than Hillary vs. Romney. I still think Rudy could compete with Obama, but McCain would be turned into a cranky old Bob Dole vs. Obama and IMO would have less of a chance than Huckabee.

Against Hillary our best chances to win are McCain and Rudy.

Against Obama it would be Huckabee and Rudy.

Posted by: Doug on January 28, 2008 02:01 PM
15. "Ich Bin Ein Berliner". Every time I see that famous JFK quote it cracks me up.

Someone once told me that JFK actually said, "I am a rutabega"

I'm sure that's not true but just the thought always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Bill Cruchon on January 28, 2008 02:43 PM
16. Bill, it means:

"I am a citizen of Berlin"

Posted by: Duffman on January 28, 2008 03:02 PM
17. Actually Bill, it's "I am a Jelly Doughnut". See the reference here. It's actually an Urban Legend.

Posted by: Cato on January 28, 2008 03:18 PM
18. A "Berliner" can be a citizen of Berlin, or a type of jelly-filled pastry. Perhaps with his less than perfect German accent some people may have mistakenly thought he was a pastry, in fact he did pronounce the phrase correctly, and it was grammatically correct.

A real citizen of Berlin would have said, ""Ich bin Berliner," but since no one would believe that JFK was actually a citizen of Berlin, he inserted the indefinite article "ein," which made his statement more like, "I am like a citizen of Berlin," than the inaccurate, "I am a citizen of Berlin."

Posted by: Obi-Wan on January 28, 2008 03:20 PM
19. Does this mean we have to be concerned that if elected President his brother will have the FBI tapping the phone lines of civil rights leaders? Just thought I'd ask. Remember it was Bobby Kennedy who dirrected J Edgar Hoover to wire tap M.L. King Jr and damn near every one else he felt like. It really is ludicrous, isn't it, that the left is so bent about the Patriot Act, when you consider this FACT.

Posted by: JDH on January 28, 2008 03:23 PM
20. Dan Evans just endorsed John McCain: what better endorsement would you Republicans need?

DW: That's nice. And off topic. Stop trying to goad the commenters. There is plenty of "McCain is the anti-christ/No he ain't" debates below.

Posted by: blathering michael on January 28, 2008 03:23 PM
21. Not to get ahead of oneself, but lately MD's governor has been bantered around as a possible GOP VP candidate. Well looking on the Democratic side, if Obama did happen to overcome the Clinton machine, one has to wonder if Kathleen Sebelius, Governor of Kansas might be a potential good match. She has alot more experience than Hillary. We will have to see how well she does tonight with the Democratic response to the State of the Union.

Posted by: tc on January 28, 2008 03:28 PM
22. JDH,
1. I don't think Obama has a brother.
2. I believe (not 100% sure that) Johnson got some laws passed that outlawed this sort of thing. Which is why Jeb has never taken over as Dubya's Attorney General.

Posted by: Cato on January 28, 2008 03:31 PM
23. I think you will see the usual Washington GOP suspects endorsing McCain- Gorton, McGavick, Vance, Reed and other politicos.

Posted by: swatter on January 28, 2008 04:02 PM
24. That television sitcom, "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" keeps popping in my tiny brain. Seeing Obamasama a knocking on the White House door, backwards hat and resume of zippity-doo-day have a nice day. Kennedy even remembered not to say Osama Hussein too. Was it only me that noted Ted endorsed Jim Beam for V.P.? An endorsement from old drown-em and leave-em is about as good as confederate currency. Looks nice today will be worthless in a week. That was all about the Kennedy family just wanting some love from the rock star baby.

Posted by: pbs7mm on January 28, 2008 04:05 PM
25. Duffman humorlessly responds to my comment at #15 with this, "Bill, it means:

"I am a citizen of Berlin"

Cato weighs in with the urban legend bit about JFK saying "I am a jelly doughnut" and proceeds to lecture me that it is an "urban legend".

No duh!

Good grief. I was just kidding.

Have I ever mentioned that liberals have a tendency to be just a bit tightly wound?

Posted by: Bill Cruchon on January 28, 2008 04:06 PM
26. I wonder: was Kennedy sober for this endorsement?

Posted by: Hinton on January 28, 2008 04:06 PM
27. Dan Evans is a conservative?!!?? Have not laughed so hard all day! Thanks Mike. :)

Posted by: pbs7mm on January 28, 2008 04:10 PM
28. The problem with politics is that all the people who report on it are egomanical scribblers who secretly imagine that the world should be run by an elite think tank of liberal arts majors from the best schools...viz., themselves.

They cannot deal with a Nixon, a Reagan or a Bush -- people whose ideals more closely mirror the majority of people in this county.

So, they keep hoping that the masses will elect some guy that likes to read Shelley and invites them to the White House every night to discuss "their thoughts on globalism".

Dream on, eggheads.

Posted by: John A. Bailo on January 28, 2008 04:26 PM
29. "On Tuesday, millions of Florida voters will head for the polls. Being Floridians, many of them will become confused and drive into buildings, canals, cemeteries, other Floridians, etc. But some will actually make it to the polls, where they will cast ballots that will play a crucial role in the presidential election. Or, in the case of Democrats, not. It turns out that the 2008 Florida Democratic primary doesn't count. Florida will be sending the same number of delegates to the 2008 Democratic convention as Uzbekistan. This may seem unfair, but there's a simple, logical explanation: The whole primary system is insane. Consider the process so far: First, Iowa held 'caucuses,' in which Iowans gathered in small groups at night and engaged in some mysterious Iowan ritual that for all we know involves having intimate relations with corn. Right after that, Wyoming had a primary, but it was only for Republicans, because Wyoming Democrats (apparently, there are at least two) will hold their primary on March 8. Most of the candidates ignored Wyoming and focused on the New Hampshire primary, except Rudy Giuliani, who's following a shrewd strategy, originally developed by the Miami Dolphins, of not entering the race until he has been mathematically eliminated. After New Hampshire came Michigan, where the ballot listed all the Republicans, but only certain Democrats--including Chris Dodd, who had already dropped out of the race--but not including Barack Obama or John Edwards. After Michigan came the Nevada caucuses, in which Hillary Clinton got more votes but Barack Obama got more delegates. (If you don't understand how that could happen, then you have never been to a casino.) Then came the South Carolina Republican primary, which of course was not held on the same day as the South Carolina Democratic primary, which was Saturday. Then comes Florida, in which Republican voters will elect some delegates, although the total will only be half the number Florida was originally supposed to get. Meanwhile, Florida Democrats, as I mentioned, will have the same impact on their party's nomination as if they fed their ballots to ducks. I am not making any of this up: This is our actual primary system, except (I hope) the part about the corn. We're selecting candidates for the most important job in the world via a process that's less rational than the one used to choose Miss Kumquat of Pasco County." --Dave Barry

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on January 28, 2008 06:56 PM
30. The candidate of "change" is endorsed by the establishment.

I am wondering when the media will recognize he is for more of the same and it is Ron Paul who is for change.

Posted by: Travis on January 28, 2008 07:49 PM
31. Since when did an endorsement from a Fat, Drunken, murdering buffoon like Ted Kennedy become a coveted trophy? If Obama had any brains, he'd have distanced himself from "Teddy the sot" post haste.
It's always astounded me how ridiculous this kennedy "camelot" mystique that has endured in the American psyche (propped up by the lame stream media). People that understand history realize Kennedy was little more than a puppet installed by his father Joe, who rigged the 1960 election, and cheated numerous times on his so called "camelot" wife Jackie..........the very definition of failure if there ever was one.

Posted by: Rick D on January 28, 2008 07:55 PM
32. Don Ward, you're dead right that JFK was a disaster regarding foreign policy, and somehow that never gets noticed. The Bay of Pigs was actually worse than the Carter incursion into Iran, but it never gets mentioned or linked to JFK. And don't forget sending our guys into Viet Nam w/ jamming M16's. Not sure if that was on JFK's watch, but he set the wheels in motion.

If Bush had done any of these things, media would still have their hair on fire over it.

Still I like JFK--staunch anti-commie, tax-cutter, NRA life member. If he were around today, he would be kicked out of the Demcratic party for sure.

Posted by: Russell Garrard on January 28, 2008 08:48 PM
33. Good stuff, Don.

Unfortunately, I have several friends who are hard-core Obama groupies (don't get me wrong, they're actually really smart ladies...it's just fun to call them "groupies"), and they were nothing short of ecstatic to get the Kennedy endorsements.

The Kennedy family is cursed--Obama better be praying that they don't have Midas' touch when it comes to his campaign.

Posted by: Cydney on January 29, 2008 01:30 AM
34. The endorsement by Teddy, the hero of Chappaquiddick, merely underscores what a dimwitted liberal hack Obama is.

Posted by: JB on January 29, 2008 02:14 AM
35. Let's not forget JFK buddies he bought with him to the White House (his MIT people) who also turned out to be worthless.

Yeah we really want to go back to THEM days.

NOT!

Posted by: Army Medic/Vet on January 29, 2008 07:13 AM
36. Ted Kennedy can raise lots of money real fast, that seems the only real benefit from having him on board.

Posted by: Cato on January 29, 2008 10:14 AM
37. Obama is a socialist, and a pretty extreme one at that. JFK at least understood that taxes needed to come down some small amount....

Posted by: John Galt on January 29, 2008 10:52 AM
38. I believe Mrs Clinton has picked up the endorsement of Maxine Waters. Believe we have Calif! :)

Posted by: Duffman on January 29, 2008 02:30 PM
39. It's so funny to hear people say that Obama has no specifics. It's a lie. Go to his web site - he has clear policy proposals that even a Bush supporter could understand. read and learn and get used to saying it - you'll be doing so for 8 years. PRESIDENT OBAMA.

Posted by: Tim on January 29, 2008 04:03 PM
40. Its funny no one mentioned why some of us are so happy about Ted Kennedy's endorsement for Obama. It's that it didn't go to the Clintons. So much for vacations in the Hamptons bringing families together. Ouch.

Posted by: Chris on January 29, 2008 11:24 PM
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