March 11, 2008
Caption Contest

From June 2007, when Eliot Spitzer was here headlining Mrs. Gregoire's campaign kick-off


Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at March 11, 2008 07:26 PM | Email This
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1. Is our Gov. a girl who works? or a working girl?

Posted by: Moondoggie on March 11, 2008 07:20 PM
2. You couldn't help yourself Stefan, you sly devil you! Welcome back! And what a shot

Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: GS on March 11, 2008 07:33 PM
3. Oooohh !! Wife-Smife !! Welcome !!

The Governor's Mansion guestroom is all made up for you. There's a copy of The Stranger on the bedstand.

Posted by: Bart Cannon on March 11, 2008 07:33 PM
4. Dimwitted life long mediocre socialist bureacrat scumbag(DLLSMWS)goes giddy groupie over over acheiving ruthless scumbag(OOARCS)

Go Chrissie Go!! Throw your panties at 'em!!

Posted by: Hank on March 11, 2008 07:48 PM
5. So what was the name of the Hotel?

Posted by: Glenno on March 11, 2008 07:57 PM
6. The question is......How many diamonds does Queen Christine rate?

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Posted by: Rick D. on March 11, 2008 08:46 PM
7.
Caption Contest:

"The $2,700 Hug"


This just out...

Story Published: Mar 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM PDT
By Associated Press
OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) - When Washington Gov. Chris Gregoire wanted to informally kick off her re-election bid last summer, she called in an old friend as the headline attraction for her fundraiser: New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer.

On Tuesday, she said through a spokesman that she's "shocked and saddened" by reports that Spitzer was involved in a call-girl scandal. On Monday, prosecutors said in court papers that Spitzer had been caught on a wiretap spending $4,300 with such a service.

Spitzer has apologized; he and his family remained secluded Tuesday.

"Her heart goes out to his wife and three daughters. She's deeply disappointed by his actions," Gregoire spokesman Pearse Edwards told The Associated Press.

Gregoire and Spitzer are longtime allies from their days as attorneys general of their respective states, each praising the other's crusading ways. Gregoire was a lead architect of the states' master settlement with America's tobacco industry and Spitzer railed against Wall Street corruption and other crimes. He was credited with breaking up prostitution rings.

Spitzer and Gregoire regularly conferred at national gatherings of governors, as recently as last month, and have supported each other's political careers.

Spitzer contributed the maximum $2,700 to her 2004 campaign, as did his father and mother. Gregoire returned the favor, hosting a fundraiser for Spitzer in Seattle when he was running for New York governor in 2006. Then when Gregoire wanted to launch her 2008 re-election bid, she brought out Spitzer as the big draw.

The event, held June 13, 2007, in one of Seattle's largest banquet halls, drew a sellout crowd of 1,200 and raised $250,000. Some attendees called him a political rock star and quite possibly a future president.

Spitzer gave a fiery speech about Democratic activism, offering himself and Gregoire as fearless leaders willing to take on Wall Street, the tobacco industry, industrial polluters and tough problems like climate change and children's health coverage.

Spitzer called Gregoire "honorable, smart and decent" as well as fearless and dogged when she latches onto an issue.

It was one of Spitzer's earliest West Coast forays after being inaugurated last year. He said in an interview that he considered Gregoire a role model for what an attorney general or governor should be.

At the time, state GOP Chairman Luke Esser criticized both Spitzer and Gregoire. Spitzer sought to "destroy one of the basic engines of Washington's economy, Microsoft" through antitrust actions, and Gregoire has "piled up an embarrassing record of serial mismanagement as attorney general and governor," Esser said.

Posted by: Glenno on March 11, 2008 08:56 PM
8. "I heard you take winning voters by 'pressing the flesh' quite literally. Let's give that a try."

Posted by: Andy on March 11, 2008 09:19 PM
9. Are you just hugging me because we are Marxists in Arms, or are you happy to see me?

Posted by: Jeff B. on March 11, 2008 09:20 PM
10. "Nine is MY favorite number, too!"

Posted by: Michele on March 11, 2008 09:43 PM
11. Dino Rossi needs to use this photo for some of his campaign, if he hopes to win. So far, his campaign seems to have been little more than crickets chirping.

Posted by: KS on March 11, 2008 09:45 PM
12. ..btw, GRRREAT photo post, Stefan. I had no idea about this little party guest of Gregoire's last year.

Posted by: Michele on March 11, 2008 09:46 PM
13. Hey Christine, Guess how big Mr. happy is right now?

Posted by: Marmstro on March 11, 2008 09:53 PM
14. ID BET THAT WOULD LOOK GOOD OVER AT HA THERE HEAD WOULD EXPLODE.THEY ARE SAYING ITS ONLY SEX.RING A BELL

Posted by: ME on March 11, 2008 10:17 PM
15. She's saying.."I'm gonna save you thousands by switching to..."
or he's thinking "I may have wasted 2 bits"

Posted by: PC on March 11, 2008 10:20 PM
16. While smiling politely Spritzer is thinking: "Good God! If the is a $4,000/hr one, I'd hate to see what the less expensive ones look like"

Greqoire: "Swear to God! The vibrator is this big!!! You'll love it!"

Posted by: Dave on March 11, 2008 10:25 PM
17. ...Wait, I thought I was clear I wanted a woman...

Posted by: TLo on March 11, 2008 10:30 PM
18. "Can I get you to head up the King County Elections Office? My other pal there resigned."

Posted by: Mark1 on March 11, 2008 10:34 PM
19. Do you think she is using the same "escort service" that Spitzer is?

Posted by: BananaLand on March 12, 2008 12:19 AM
20. Here is my caption:

Chrissy, honey you may be rated only one diamond on the web site, but you'll always rate 5 diamonds with me!

Posted by: pbj on March 12, 2008 02:41 AM
21. Gregoire: After the penis enlarger, you'll be this big.

Posted by: pbj on March 12, 2008 02:58 AM
22. Gregoire to crowd: I kid you not people, Elliot's Johnson is THIS big!

Posted by: pbj on March 12, 2008 03:00 AM
23. Queen Christine: " I see you're taking advantage of our state's 'right to carry' laws".

Eliot: ..."That's not a firearm"

Posted by: Rick D. on March 12, 2008 04:25 AM
24. PI caption: "Gov. Gregoire (D, WA) about to slap Gov. Spitzer (Unknown, NY) right across the face after he admits prostitution involvement."

Posted by: russell garrard on March 12, 2008 04:37 AM
25. 4 grand of the taxpayers money and this is all I get! Geez, this calls for another tax hike!

Posted by: Petegoud on March 12, 2008 05:38 AM
26. Caption:

Chrissy to Eliot "I can't quit you Eliot! Let me show you how we do this in Enumclaw."

Posted by: Smokie on March 12, 2008 06:11 AM
27. This thread is quite unsavory.

Posted by: kds on March 12, 2008 06:24 AM
28. Ms Gregoire, Mr Spitzer are both quite unsavory....

So why wouldnt this thread be anything but unsavory?

Posted by: Hank on March 12, 2008 06:31 AM
29. "Cousin Vito, welcome to Washington".

This in relation to purported mob ties of Mr. Eliot.

Posted by: swatter on March 12, 2008 07:10 AM
30.
He asked her for "less than just sex".

Posted by: John Bailo on March 12, 2008 07:23 AM
31. Client #9 (party affiliation unreported) embraces Client #8 (party affiliation Democrat)?

Posted by: Reality on March 12, 2008 08:01 AM
32. "Keep your powder dry, Ellie, you're going to need it!"

Posted by: Palouse on March 12, 2008 08:23 AM
33. Gregoire to Spitzer:

"Eliot!, so glad you could make it to Washington state for the annual "Hairclub for men" convention."

(note two men in background)

Posted by: Rick D. on March 12, 2008 08:44 AM
34. Wow, Stephan posted something with comments enabled. Guess the Ron Paul campaign let him off the campaign trail.

Posted by: Cato on March 12, 2008 09:48 AM
35. Com'on people, who were typical democrat governors #1 through 8?

Posted by: JB on March 12, 2008 10:04 AM
36. Maybe if we held onto each other that damn fan won't blow us away.

Posted by: Doug on March 12, 2008 10:16 AM
37. A 'thought' bubble over Spitzer's head that says...

"Those Idiots! I requested 'Kristen', NOT 'Christine'!"

Posted by: Smoley on March 12, 2008 11:08 AM
38. Eliott, I just want to say that the great state of Washington supports you 100%, we always love politicians that support the organized working woman.

Posted by: Doug on March 12, 2008 11:16 AM
39. Ah, good, another dead politician, I'll have Ron Sims fill out a ballot for you this year.

Posted by: Doug on March 12, 2008 11:24 AM
40. Boy! If that is what you get for $5500.00 an hour I would hate to see what you get for $50.00 an hour!

Posted by: Brad Strecker on March 12, 2008 11:26 AM
41. Smoley @ 37:

You win hands down!

Posted by: Saltherring on March 12, 2008 01:27 PM
42. “Oh Shit!” Client 9 says to himself, “Emperor’s Club sent me Gregoire?!?”

Posted by: Omey Da Homey on March 12, 2008 03:08 PM
43. “Oh Shit!” Client 9 says to himself, “Emperor’s Club sent me Gregoire?!?”

Posted by: Omey Da Homey on March 12, 2008 03:09 PM
44. Stefan -

If this is a contest, what's the prize? And will you actually award it? Unlike Postman who still hasn't sent us our prizes from his election prediction gig?

"$1,000 an hour, but for you...Twenty-bucks!"

"Would you like to meet my mother? She's a virgin."

"Eliot...it's been so long."

"10 cents a dance...that's all they pay me..."

"Hi ya sailor...new in town?"

"The guys in the background? Never mind them - just the FBI."

"We've got to start meeting like this!"

"Governors in the night, exchanging glances..."

"Whadda ya mean, you expected Dino Rossi???"

"Governor Spitzer, how do you do me..."

"Are you sure this is how Hillary got your support?"

"Presidents get Lewinsky's, Governors get Gregoire's..."

"When the moment is right..."

"What do you mean you gave at the Empress Club?"

"Hey! Better you than Frank Chopp!"

"Hey! Better me than Helen Sommers!"

Just a few...barely suitable for framing or mixed company. There were some I wouldn't dare!

The Piper

Posted by: Piper Scott on March 12, 2008 04:15 PM
45. Piper, you have been sending too much time over at HA. Most of them were good, though.

Posted by: swatter on March 12, 2008 04:35 PM
46. Hey Eliot! Oh yeah, here's how you get to Aurora Avenue North....oh, and while you're here, I really want you to help me get our legislature to raise our living wage to match that of those lovely working girls in NYC....

Posted by: CandidConservativeinKitsap on March 12, 2008 04:42 PM
47. Spitzer thinking~ "Damn driver! next time I'll have to clarify with the words 'strip club' when I direct him to "Take me to the 'Lusty Lady'."

Posted by: Rick D. on March 12, 2008 07:23 PM
48. Glenno! Bravo!

Posted by: gs on March 12, 2008 08:44 PM
49. "Lemme guess: with ears like yours, it must be that long!"

Posted by: Organization Man on March 12, 2008 09:31 PM
50. "No Christine, not nine inches, number nine"!
"Get away from me"!

Posted by: mark on March 12, 2008 11:03 PM
51. A picture is worth a thousand words has never been truer.
Smilin' Eliot looks deep into Christine's eyes thinking:
"Doggy-style!"

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on March 13, 2008 08:17 AM
52. Eliot, a word to the wise. Be sure to keep this much distance between yourself and the next guy in the prison shower.

Posted by: Steve on March 13, 2008 11:09 AM
53. Elliot, and you thought it was going to be that inexperienced 22 year old meeting you. Where's the beef and when does the clock start?

Posted by: Clear Cut Bainbridge on March 13, 2008 05:10 PM
54. This is the most hillarious comment thread ever!

Posted by: Andy on March 13, 2008 05:10 PM
55. Elliot, and you thought it was going to be that inexperienced 22 year old meeting you. Where's the beef and when does the clock start?

Posted by: Clear Cut Bainbridge on March 13, 2008 05:13 PM
56. Cynical, Damn You :)! "Doggy Style"

That deserves the "MR YUK" award from this site"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: GS on March 13, 2008 07:49 PM
57. One last slam---
As Eliot is eyeballing Chris, you KNOW he's thinkin'

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on March 14, 2008 04:00 PM
58. As Eliot is sizing up Chris, you KNOW he's thinkin'
"5-Diamond my Ass....this ones a 2-bagger!"

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on March 14, 2008 04:01 PM
59. Congratulations! You spent more on one hooker in one night than I'v spent on I-5 and Highway 2 in over three years in office.

Posted by: Gil on March 14, 2008 04:27 PM
60. "Oh no! My Viagra is kicking in way to early."

Posted by: Derrick on March 14, 2008 06:32 PM
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