1. "Don't touch me there!!"

Posted by: Michael on October 19, 2008 11:11 AM

2. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Posted by: Al on October 19, 2008 11:14 AM

3. Tim, we're looking for a grand marshal for Pride 2009!

Posted by: dan on October 19, 2008 11:43 AM

4. "Get you damn hand off my wallet"

Posted by: Handy Randy on October 19, 2008 11:52 AM

5. "Politics is a contact sport, Tim"

"No, Ron, you can't be my date to Rossi's Inaugural ball!"

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on October 19, 2008 12:28 PM

6. "Man Law violation! MAN LAW VIOLATION!!!"

Posted by: Ryan on October 19, 2008 12:33 PM

7. Are you supporting Proposition 1 or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Smokie on October 19, 2008 12:57 PM

8. "Hey, Tim, I understand there's a thwell bath house justh down the street."

Posted by: Saltherring on October 19, 2008 01:04 PM

9. Sims: "Handshake??? Oh, I thought you said man-shake."

Posted by: Smoley on October 19, 2008 01:05 PM

10. Notice the creepy distance between Sims & Eyman in the lower extremity area. Had only that damn water pitcher not been so strategically placed, I'm certain we would, uncomfortably, have the answer why.

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on October 19, 2008 01:11 PM

11. King County Exec Sims Caught Disregarding the Critical Areas Ordinance.

Posted by: Smoley on October 19, 2008 01:16 PM

12. Eyeman: "Damnit Ron, now I've got that stupid "Ebony & Ivory" song stuck in my head."

Posted by: Smoley on October 19, 2008 01:22 PM

13. OUCH!! Dangit Ron, is that a billy-club your pokin' me with...or are you just really, really, really happy to see me?

Posted by: dude on October 19, 2008 01:46 PM

14. Dammit Tim, you were right! Taxes are too high!

Posted by: Ken Malidore on October 19, 2008 02:25 PM

15. Keep pullin' Tim! You've almost got that thorn out of my side!

Posted by: Paul Adams on October 19, 2008 03:19 PM

16. He is made of marshmallow!

Posted by: blindman on October 19, 2008 03:28 PM

17. It moved.

Posted by: Paul on October 19, 2008 03:57 PM

18. And Damnit even Sims understands that taxes are too high, he is cutting 90 Million out of King County governement spending.

Microsoft will be gone before that Old fashion trolly gets to their doors.

Posted by: gs on October 19, 2008 04:04 PM

19. Ron is always practicing just in case he gets that elusive call from "Dancing With The Stars".

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on October 19, 2008 04:06 PM

20. Ron would probably get 3 1's from the judges with this very weak, clumsy pasadobles.

Posted by: Mr. Cynical on October 19, 2008 04:09 PM

21. (1) sheeeayt--where's my carry concealed??!! am I legal here? or in violation of King County rules?
(2) whoooah--that's not the Ron Sims I used to know!...
(3)watch me flip this guy!!
(4)breath mints!
(5) Ooopaaaaa'!
(6) Arrrrrrrrghh!---Pirate's Honor!

Posted by: jimmie-howya-doin on October 19, 2008 04:09 PM

22. Hey, everybody! See how tolerant I am?

Posted by: Bleepless on October 19, 2008 05:26 PM

23. Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.

I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?

Shamelessly stolen from Steve Martin in "The Jerk">

Posted by: Marmstro on October 19, 2008 05:33 PM

24. This photo reminds me of the big, elongated, happy hug between SPD Chief Kerlikowski and NAACP director Carl Mack after they both enjoyed a stun gunning demo.

It was the only time I ever saw Carl Mack smile.

Easily explained. High voltage shock produces a flood of endorphins.

"Where's the stun gun?"

Posted by: Bart Cannon on October 19, 2008 06:38 PM

25. Smoley's @11 is good!

"I've always loved you Tim."

Posted by: Jeff B. on October 19, 2008 06:52 PM

26. How has nobody said the obvious?

"I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!!!"

Posted by: Cliff on October 19, 2008 07:46 PM

27. obama mania goes mad
THESE VIDEOS JUST HIT THE NET CHECKEM OUT THIS WILL MAKE YOU THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tVMAUPXrUc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS-AL4MjTaA

Posted by: joe on October 19, 2008 07:46 PM

28. obama mania goes mad
THESE VIDEOS JUST HIT THE NET CHECKEM OUT THIS WILL MAKE YOU THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tVMAUPXrUc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS-AL4MjTaA

Posted by: joe on October 19, 2008 07:46 PM

29. Okay, you won at the special olympics, but you're
still retarded!

Posted by: mark on October 19, 2008 08:20 PM

30. Um Joe, America for Truth in Plitics might want to invest in a dictionary or spell check...

Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold on October 19, 2008 08:26 PM

31. I don' have a caption, but I'm sure glad that pitcher of water is there.....

Posted by: Seabecker on October 19, 2008 09:02 PM

32. Ron thinks to himself: "Now where does Tim keep his wallet... Guess I'd better give him a pat-down while I shake his hand."

Posted by: Duvall John on October 20, 2008 12:49 AM

33. Tim says, "Yo, Ron, those grope a dope tactics only work on Democrats".

Posted by: Saltherring on October 20, 2008 06:42 AM

34. "NO means NO, Ron!!"

Posted by: Cryptometaphor on October 20, 2008 06:59 AM

35. Hello there big boy! Now that we've made same sex marriages lawful I think we should come out of the closet.

Posted by: Yogi on October 20, 2008 07:56 AM

36. I've been a KC employee for a long time (libertarian mostly; yes, I keep my mouth shut) and I was once good-naturedly warned about the infamous "Sims Hugs".

Posted by: Frank Black on October 20, 2008 02:13 PM

37. DISTURBING.

Posted by: Shanghai Dan on October 20, 2008 04:05 PM

38. C'mon Ron, you don't know me THAT well!

Posted by: Michele on October 20, 2008 05:39 PM

39. ..but I think #11 wins.

Posted by: Michele on October 20, 2008 05:41 PM

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