Well, for all us cynics out there, let us raise our glasses of whatever poison suits us in tribute to the late mainstream media.
As we cynics so inerrantly predicted, John Mark Karr is a great big non-story. His version of the JonBenet Ramsey murder- that is, his false confession- was proven to be as dubious as his masculinity. The only thing Karr is guilty of is being a really, really creepy dude. And the mainstream media has once again proven its utter irrelevance by shoving every other important story out of the way so that millions of slathering View-drones could get their daily fix of wierdness:
"John Mark Karr idolized Michael Jackson! ... Oh, yeah, and some plane crashed in Kentucky and fifty people are dead... But John Mark Karr had his hair removed. Oh my God, this is earth shattering stuff!"
And that was just Fox.
It's hard to believe that the media could perpetrate anything more tasteless than Katy Couric shoving a camera up her ass. But I think that this tops it.
So here's to the mainstream media. May it feed many ravens in the ash heap of history.
Posted by ERNurse at August 28, 2006 06:56 PM | Email ThisWe went for more intelligent fare last night. We watched a truly dreadful 1970's Jan Michael Vincent movie on the Speed Channel.
Posted by: Bill Cruchon on August 29, 2006 09:34 AMOne is far better off reading news on the WWW where there is no endless parade of sensational video images. Once can pick and choose the stories and geographies they want to cover. And one can improve one's reading and thus writing skills at the same time.
The Mainstream Media is dying quickly. Good riddance.
Posted by: Jeff B. on August 30, 2006 04:02 PM