Aside from the obvious benefit of avoiding a slide in to the wealth redistribution of an Obama administration, there is another good reason to vote McCain.

Political Theatre.

If McCain manages to pull it off, the exploding heads as all hell breaks loose and the liberal unhinged are unleashed, will make Fourth of July seem quite tame.

Imagine the second guessing and uncontainable shock and sadness of your favorite in-the-tank media personality.

It would all be loads of fun to watch on TV. But do stay home for your safety.